The report is about your heart.
You deserve to understand every word of it.

Your echo, Holter monitor, stress test, or pacemaker/ICD report landed in your patient portal — written for another doctor, not for you. Upload it and a board-certified cardiologist sends back a plain-English explanation within 24 hours: what it actually says, what's routine boilerplate, what (if anything) deserves attention, the mechanism behind any symptom — and the exact questions worth asking at your next appointment.

Not for emergencies. If you have chest pain, severe shortness of breath, or fainting right now, call 911. This service explains reports; it does not handle urgent symptoms.

What you get

Upload the report — a portal PDF, a photo of a printout, any format. Echo, Holter/event monitor, stress test, EKG, or a pacemaker/defibrillator interrogation summary.

A cardiologist reviews it — a real, named, board-certified physician. Our software organizes the report; the doctor does the thinking and signs the result.

Within 24 hours you receive a written plain-English walkthrough: every finding translated, flagged as routine / worth watching / worth discussing, the why behind it, and a printable list of questions for your own doctor.

From a real explanation (details changed)

"Your report says 'trace mitral regurgitation.' That sounds alarming and it is not: a trace leak of this valve is found in most healthy adults if you look closely enough — it's the cardiac equivalent of finding a freckle. Nothing about it needs treatment, monitoring, or worry. The number that actually matters in your echo is your ejection fraction of 62%, which is squarely normal…"

Pricing at launch

Echo · Holter · Stress · EKG

$119 / report

Written plain-English walkthrough, signed by the reviewing cardiologist
Every finding labeled: routine / watch / discuss
Questions-for-your-doctor sheet
24-hour turnaround

Pacemaker / ICD interrogation

$149 / report

Device reports explained by a cardiac electrophysiology-trained team — the specialty that programs these devices
What "mode switch," "episodes," and battery numbers actually mean for you
24-hour turnaround

Our promises — read them, they're unusual

We explain; we don't diagnose or prescribe. You get understanding and better questions — your treating doctor stays your doctor.
We will never upsell you a scan. No "full-body screening," no supplements, no subscription you don't need. If your report is reassuring, we will say so plainly and tell you exactly what would have to change to be worth a call.
No ad trackers. This page and every page in this service carries zero advertising pixels. Your health interest is not a retargeting audience.

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We open when our physician team is in place. Founding-list members get first access and 20% off for life. No spam — launch email, nothing else.

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Common questions

Is this a second opinion? No — it's an explanation of what your report already says, plus the questions it should prompt. If your situation needs a full independent review of your care, we'll say so.

Who reads my report? A U.S. board-certified cardiologist licensed in your state, whose name appears on the explanation. Software helps organize; a physician reviews and signs everything.

What about privacy? Your report is used to produce your explanation, stored encrypted, and deleted on request. It is never sold, shared, or used for advertising.

This service provides educational explanation of your existing medical records. It is not a diagnosis, treatment, or a substitute for care from your own physician, and it does not create an ongoing treating relationship beyond the review you purchase.

The report is about your heart.You deserve to understand every word of it.